Camp BLOODY Nowhere

As Shaun of the Dead was a Zom Rom Com, Camp Bloody Nowhere is a Hor Rom Com.

A mythic hero, Earnest, loses his parents at birth and is adopted by a Harpy in the woods. She enrolls him at a young age to the School for Exceptional Psychopaths, from which he graduates Valedictorian.

All goes well until he gets assigned his very own camp, Camp Nowhere, and discovers, to his horror, when it comes to, -actually killing, he’s really, really, bad at it.

At least until he falls for one of the young campers!

Unfortunately for Ernie, in this world, he has a tragic flaw, he’s a good kid. But, he’s also a total bad ass, so when his lifelong friends, the real psychopaths, come to kill the campers for him, he fights back, and this time, a hero with a mission, he’s really, really good at it.

Does he kill? Well, let’s just say, it’s not called Camp BLOODY Nowhere for nothing.